I am so impressed at your willingness to try new things and your athletic ability.
"Sure, I'll try snowboarding with you," you say. Friends warned me. They said not to try doing this with your significant other. Get her lessons. You have been doing it for so long she will just get frustrated with you because she isn't at the same level. People told me stories of arguments and general unfun times when they were going to try what I did.
With you Ms. Ramella, the whole world has been different and I realized not many people have what we have. I know you are understanding and want to teach me. You love to see my world. That is why I thought to heck with what they all say, I'm going to teach you. Let's see... 14 years vs a day snowboarding.
Right off the bat you make it all the way up the rope tow and that is freakin hard. Dare I say natural? I imagine your long, slender, buxom body at home poised on a surfboard at some tropical isle. Soon we're on to the big stuff and you actually connect turns. You fell but kept pulling yourself up, all while keeping your great attitude. You've got great poise, and even the little kids get out of your way like you are a force to be reconed with.

What a fun and amazing day. You wanted to go longer than some of my friends. You are amazing. If this is how new adventures are going to be with you, gimme gimme more.